What do all those banking legalese terms really mean? Here is another Bankster dictionary I thought you'd find fun and refreshingly honest for how Banks operate today - lucky they don't put this in their sales brochures or present it to the courts. -----------
In the underground world of banking, doing wrong means doing right, up is down, and left is right. I happened to stumble upon a secret version of the Bankster’s Dictionary the other day when I was visiting a bank. I’ve posted some of the terms below that were contained in the Bankster’s Dictionary to help you understand bankster language.
US Federal Reserve = European controlled private bank.
Central Bank = Counterfeiting Ring Leader
Criminal Underworld Currency Counterfeiters = Competitors that must be arrested and jailed.
Savings Account = Devaluation Account, Cash Advance for Gambling Division
Gambling = Banking Primary Business Line
Fraud = Banking Secondary Business Line
Las Vegas, Macau, Atlantic City = Model for running business operations.
Inflation = Currency Devaluation through anti-free market manipulation of interest rates.
Fractional Reserve System = Fractional Expansion Citizen Bankruptcy System, BSE (Biggest Scam Ever)
Futures Markets = Manipulation Casino, SkyNet Three-Card Monte Scam
Pablo Escobar, Joaquín ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán, The Ochoa Hermanos, Yakuza = Cash Cows
El Subcomandante Marcos aka Delegado Zero = Anti-poverty activist that must be wacked and shut up
Independent Media = Terrorist
Mass Media = Allies
Allen Stanford, Bernie Madoff = Occasional Patsies and Necessary Fall Guys to appease the public’s ire at us.
Stock Markets = Manipulation Casino, SkyNet Three-Card Monte Scam
Commercial Investment Firm Rating of “Buy” and Hold” = Contrarian Indicator to SELL!
Commercial Investment Firm Rating of “Sell” = Contrarian Indicator to “BUY!”
Barbarous Relic = USD, Euro, Yen
Beta = Empty Statistic meant to impress naïve investors
Loan = Usury
USD, Euro, Yen, etc. = Fantasy Digital Idea made real by banksters to control humanity
Women’s Liberation Movement = Expansion of Tax Base from only men to men AND women
Income Taxes = Wealth Transfer from citizens to owners of central banks.
Gold = Bankster Kryptonite
Silver = Bankster Kryptonite
Truth = Banker Kryptonite
Lies & Deception = Bankster Standard M.O.
Free Markets = Fairytale story like Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy to be taught in business schools worldwide.
Drug Lords and Underground Crime Syndicates = Provider of global banking liquidity and huge year-end bonuses
Parasite = Favorite insect
Capitalism = Dead system that was killed by Central Banking but false scapegoat we can blame when we cause economic crashes and despair
Miscellaneous Charges = Small Monthly Charges to siphon off money from bank accounts that customers will never notice or complain about
Computer = Vehicle to rig all stock markets and commodity markets with HFT programs that execute trades not possible if executed by humans and if executed in a clear and transparent market.
Boom = Unsustainable price distortions caused by interest-rate manipulation and market rigging.
Bust = Opportunity to make money twice as quickly as in a boom!
Market Crash = Engineered event to ensure the peasants will never accumulate enough wealth to rebel against us.
Rising Markets on Mondays or Tuesdays into OpEx Fridays: Ruse to sucker more people to go long in order to fleece them by the time Friday arrives.
Declining Markets on Mondays or Tuesdays into OpEx Fridays: Ruse to sucker more people to go short in order to fleece them by the time Friday arrives.
Presidents and PMs = Best puppet and marionette allies to be rewarded handsomely after they leave office (see Tony Blair and the current POTUS)
Superior Judges, SCOTUS = Made Men
War = Double Bonus! Opportunity to devalue money at faster rate than during peace time and opportunity to accumulate more wealth from interest charged on war appropriations.
Universities, Colleges and MBA programs = Re-education camps to indoctrinate students into fairytales of non-existent free markets, non-existent capitalism, and lies about how stock markets, real estate markets and economic cycles really work.
Economic Journals and University Tenure = Carrot dangled in front of economic professors to ensure that they repeat to the world the “official” party line.
Key Economic Indicators = False manipulated statistics designed to dumb down citizens into believing economy is recovering even as we increase their economic suffering
Ben Bernarnke = Shakespearean clown.
Conspiracy = Best Word to Discredit Truth about the global monetary system when the truth somehow escapes our censorship algorithms and makes it to the mainstream media we control.
Machiavelli = Role Model
Ivy League Schools = Indoctrination Camps for media representatives and professors we will send to brainwash other global regions into believing our propaganda
CNBC = The Cartoon Network.
Goldman Sachs = Rookie Farm Camp for global criminal banking syndicate.
World Bank & IMF = Banks used by Western countries to impose crushing debt on developing nations to stunt their growth.
Bailout = Transfer of Wealth from citizens to us.
TBTF = Lie used to ensure we can perpetuate fraud.
Quantitative Easing = Currency Devaluation.
Fiat Currency = Worst Possible Idea
Propaganda = Daily Financial News Feed
Compartamentalization = Process to keep good people working as cogs in the machine within the banking industry ignorant of the fact that they are inflicting massive harm upon society.
If others of you have had the good fortune to stumble across this secret Bankster Dictionary like me, please feel free to post more Bankster glossary terms below.
Source: http://www.theundergroundinvestor.com/2012/04/the-official-bankster-dictionary/
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